I've given it a lot of thought, and I think it's finally time for me to adopt a human of my own. "But, Cheeks," you might say, "that's an awful lot of responsibility for a dog!"Oh, I know. I get it. But I think I can handle it! See, I'm gentle, mellow, and friendly with strangers. And, even though humans always seem to be preoccupied with my breed (yes, I'm a bull terrier. Is that supposed to mean something?), I don't let it go to my head. I'm down-to-earth and just a regular guy. I'm four years old, so I'm
