“Fast” and “Speedy” mean the same thing. So do “Gorgeous” and “Beautiful.” And, of course, “Cat” and “Goddess.”

My name is Rain and I’m a furry little deity looking for a queendom over which to preside.

You can see how magnificent I am in a photo. It doesn’t hold a candle to what I’m like in real life. I’m about 13 pounds of luxurious golden-brown eiderdown feline fabulousness.

Don’t worry. I’m a benevolent goddess. I’m chatty and outgoing and interested in making friends with people. I love having my cheeks scratched and being stroked and admired.

I’ve lived with other cats several times and done well with them, so I don’t think I would mind becoming part of a feline pantheon. I don’t have much experience with dogs, so I’m not sure what I’d think of them.

I love attention, especially when I’m treated with respect. I’m not big on being picked up and held, for example. I want to be near you, but I’d rather it be my choice. And I prefer my grooming routine to be of the gentle kind. It can be tough with all this hair, but not impossible!

So if you know how to properly worship a cat and would like to have the most glorious little house deity in town, come and check me out. I’d love to be yours.

My name is Rain, I’m about four years old, and I’m spayed, up to date on shots and fully vetted