HI FRIEND! Whatcha doin’? Wanna play with me? My name is Bumper! I’m five months old! That means that when it’s Christmas, it will be my FIRST Christmas! I want a ball and a squeaky hot dog and a family. Do you like dance parties? I LOVE to dance! My best move is one I like to call The Wiggleworm: I just wiggle all over!  I’m a little guy (only like 12 lb right now), but I’m BURSTING with energy, enthusiasm, and pure joy! I love being scratched and cuddled and talked to and I love meeting new friends and charming them immediately.  Attention span? What’s tha-HEY!! Do you like cookies? ‘Cause I LOVE cookies! Some dogs get lotsa cookies because they know tricks, but I don’t know any tricks yet. Maybe you can teach me!  Thing is, I really like you! And I’d love to have you be my human. Do you have other pets? I haven’t spent much time around other animals (I just got neutered! It’s like where you take a nap and, when you wake up, you don’t have to worry about becoming a dad!), but I’m just a baby and there are lots of things in the world I still have to learn about, so I guess other dogs and cats are just two of those things.  Can you come out and play? Meet me any day! Just come to the door and ask for me.  My name is Bumper, I’m five months old, and I’m neutered, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.