Cheeeeeese! Wanna be my friend? We can do EVERYTHING together! My name is Bandit, but it’s kinda a misnomer because bandits are criminals and I’m a law-abiding citizen and also a gentleman and a scholar. One thing I’ve learned is that, if you’re a beefy boy like me, you’ve gotta be extra-gentle. I’m like 80 lb of muscle. I’m big and strong, but my strongest muscle is my heart! I love attention and being close to people. I gotta warn you- I’m a kisser! Sure, I can be a boisterous goofball. I’m eight years old, but you’d never know it if I didn’t tell ya. But it’s all in good fun. I’ve lived with other dogs and done well with them, but never met a cat before. My previous family says I’ve met kids and liked them, but have never lived with them. They also said I was well-behaved, even without a crate, housebroken, and could be trusted to stay home alone without any shenanigans. I love going for walks and I’m an expert at leash-walking. When it starts getting dark at like 2 PM, you’ll be glad to have me as your walking buddy. Problem is, I’m only intimidating from a distance. If someone gets too close to me, it’ll be all friendly wiggles and the jig will be up. So that’s what you need to know about me. Back to my initial question: do you want to be my best friend? If so, come and see me! My name is Bandit, I’m eight years old, and I’m neutered, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.
