You know how, for some things, the store brand or the knock-off is way better than the “real” thing? Like, people are out there paying a bazillion dollars for a Maine Coon cat because they want a cat who is giant and ultra-fluffy, with a super-cool personality. To each their own, I guess, but lemme tell you a secret:  You could have a giant, fluffy, outgoing, playful, loyal, awesome cat WITH a bonus hipster goatee for literally $75. Already neutered and everything!

Hi. I’m Musty. And I’m your Kirkland brand Maine Coon. Every bit as good as the “real thing,” if not better! I’m adorable. Great with other cats. Well-behaved, with just enough of a mischievous streak to keep you laughing! My favorite toy is a straw, which I stole from someone’s drink while their back was turned.  I’m smart, social, and I love a lap. I’m awesome in every sense of the word.  Let’s be honest: you don’t want a certificate of purebreditude. It’s a best friend. And, when it comes to that, I’m the genuine article. So why not get everything you’ve dreamed about in a magnificent package? I’m here waiting!

My name is Musty, I’m three years old, and I’m neutered, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.