So, up in the the Heavenly Cat Factory, right? They must make lots of cats from all kinds of parts and, inevitably, there will be a few... spare parts. You with me? So here's what I think happened: one of the Angelic Feline Manufacturers decided to use up some of those scraps and make something a little more unusual! And- Voila! Me! Sharona! My magnificence isn't just on the outside, of course. I'm just as rich and interesting all the way through. I'm the kind of cat who jumps up to greet people when I see them. In fact, if
So, I've been invited to the first annual Whosagoodgirl awards! Turns out, I've been nominated for several "Whosies" Just imagine: that golden tennis ball with my name engraved on it. "Chewy." I haven't always been lucky in life, but... I bet this time will be different! Now, at age seven, things are really going to turn around for me. I can feel it. Firstly, I'm nominated for "softest fur" and, I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm kind of a shoo-in for that one. But also, I think I might just sweep the "gentleness" category. Gentlest treat-taker, gentlest kisser...
Meet Dwight, the delight! With my quirky mustache, I'm a lovable rogue. At just a year old, I'm a kitten at heart, full of energy and curiosity. I love to play, explore, and can sit up like a prairie dog when something catches my interest. I came to the shelter after being thrown from a car in my carrier. Despite that rough start, I'm here to find my forever home. I'm super outgoing, get along well with female cats, and yes, I'm quite handsome. I even enjoy being picked up! If you're looking for a fun, entertaining companion, come meet me!
Do you have an empty spot next to you on the couch? An unoccupied dog bed? Do you go to bed at night and dream of having a chubby little floof with preposterous ears to wake up to? Well, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Diesel. The preposterous floof of your dreams. Okay, so first, I wasn't always this chunky. I was positively svelte when I got adopted, but was recently returned with... uh... a whole lot more of me to love. Turns out, I'm not always a fan of visitors and should probably be crated or set
My name is Sir Pickles and I'm kind of a big dill. I'd relish the opportunity to get to know you better! I'm not a spicy, salty, briny sort of fellow- more of a sweet pickle. Uh... figuratively, that is. I mean, sweet pickles are kind of gross, right? And I'm not gross at all. I'm awesome. Maybe I've pushed the pickle comparisons too far. Anyway, point is... I'm a fantastic cat. About three years old. Handsome, outgoing, cat-friendly... I'm a big, impressive fellow. I know you're gonna ask, so I'll just tell you: no, I'm not actually a Maine Coon, but
You know how, sometimes, in cooking and in life, there will be something that's just... missing? Not quite right. Almost, but not there yet. Just doesn't "sing." I have a feeling I know what that missing ingredient is: Cumin! My name is Cumin and I'm here to add flavor to your life. To be that thing you didn't even know was missing. Let's be real: chances are good you were sold from the moment you set eyes on me. I can't deny that I'm a special kind of gorgeous. And the great thing is, my personality is just as irresistible
Life is really unfair, you know? I mean, why is it that yorkies and toy poodles and so forth get to be held all the time and carried around and... I don't? My name is Brooke and I think it's time for me to claim my rightful title: I AM a lap dog! I mean, I'm only like 40 lb. I bet I could totally find someone who would be willing to hold me like a baby! I'm a total sweetheart, in case that wasn't obvious. I'm gentle, outgoing, good with other dogs, and I've got adorable short legs. I'm only
Hi there, can I interest you in some cuddle time? I've got a variety of moves: the "lean in" is a popular one. Or there's the "sit on your lap and put my head on your shoulder." Or if you're a hugger, there's the "nudge my way under your arm." My name is Bookie and I'm kind of an expert on love. I mean, I love everyone. Strangers, other dogs... I haven't met kids, but with my gentle, outgoing disposition, I can't imagine disliking anyone! I'm about a year old, but that's just a guess. I came to the shelter
You know what I've had just about ENOUGH of? You AND the horse you rode in on! ... Haha, just kidding. I know I've got a real grumpy face, but don't let it fool ya! My name is Guiness. I'm happy to meetcha. I'm a real cuddly, sweet, easygoing kinda guy. Super duper affectionate. Come and sit with me for a bit, won't you? I'm never happier than when I have company. I'll roll around, diving and headbutting and purring and purring like I've never in my life been so blissed out in my life. I'm about eight years old
You know what every home needs? A little bowlegged nekkid guy running around at ankle-height. You didn't know you needed that, right? But now you do. Luckily, you've got me. Mr. Marble, at your service. Okay, I'll be honest- I'm really only mostly nekkid. I came in smooth as a baby's bottom except for a fabulous mohawk down my back and now I'm covered in a fine layer of peach fuzz. So yeah, obviously I'm kinda a hot mess of a dog. I'm not for the snobs who only want the perfect little ready-made frufru teddy bear. I'm for someone who