Breaking News: Brad Pitt Named Dog People Magazine’s 2025 Goodest Boy Alive! The wait is over: the Very Best Boy has been identified!

At just two years old, Brad Pitt is already turning heads in the rescue scene with his dashing good looks, magnetic charm, and a personality that practically begs for paparazzi. But this isn’t just a pretty face- Brad is the total package. Outgoing, affectionate, and incredibly smart, he’s proving to be a superstar and a fast learner in his current foster home, where he’s finally been given the chance to shine.  When asked how his new title might affect his chances for adoption, Brad responded, “wuff.” Truly a quote for the ages.  Sources close to Brad report that he is housebroken, leash-savvy, and polite in the house. A true gentleman on set and off, Brad is known for graciously sharing the spotlight with calm canine co-stars around his size. Word on the street is that he’s been brushing up on his impulse control skills and manners in preparation for his next big role in the much anticipated “Home: An Epic Story”

A star as bright as Brad Pitt has earned the right to be choosy about the roles he accepts. Brad’s mantra is “never work with small children or small animals.” It’s not just charisma he has in spades- he’s got plenty of prey drive! Brad’s ideal role would be with a director who treats him with respect and supports his ongoing training journey.  What’s next for Brad? Will we be seeing him in a comfortable home, going for plenty of hikes, and living his best life? We’ve got our fingers crossed!