Well hello there! My name is Phil and I must be Australian… because I meet all of your koalafications.  I mean, I’m two years old and super handsome. Just call me a Transformer because I am Optimus FINE. And why am I so chill? Well, I’m just tired from running through your dreams all night!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Okay, actually, in all seriousness… I don’t. I want true love, not just a fling… and that means I really want the chance to get to know you. For real. I’m a little awkward at first, but it won’t be long before we get comfortable with each other. Soon, the only place either of us will want to be is at the other’s side.  If you’ve already got a family, that’s fine with me! I haven’t had the chance to meet dogs, but I’m more than happy to share my home with other cats.  I won’t play games with your heart, but I will with my collection of pom-pom balls! I’m a lot of fun once I get comfortable.  So are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future. I’m glad I’m a cat because I want to spend all nine lives with you!