This one goes out to my buddy, Mr. Santa Nicholas Claus. Hey there Nick. It's me, Alex the Kitten. I hear you're in the business of making wishes come true and I was just wondering if you might be willing to take mine into consideration. See, I'm only six months old, so this is the first time I've actually done this whole "Christmas" thing. I'm not all that familiar with the process. From what I understand, you're supposed to spend Christmas at home and/or with your family. But that's a problem for me... because I haven't actually got a home.
You know the story of The Sword in the Stone? How only the rightful king could pull it free? Or maybe you're familiar with Thor's hammer, which can only be lifted by those noble enough to be worthy of its power? I'm Dharma and to be my friend is to be considered The Chosen One. It's like being invited to ride on the back of a unicorn. It's like bending Odysseus' bow. It's like winning the lottery and a gold medal all in the same day. Okay, okay... it's not THAT rare. But it's plenty precious and special! Here's the
🎉 Join Us for New Year for the Strays Trivia Night! Open Door Animal Sanctuary is excited to once again participate in the New Year for the Strays Trivia Night, benefiting local animal welfare organizations throughout our region! 📅 January 16, 2026⏰ 8 p.m.📍 The Ritz-Carlton, 100 Carondelet Plaza, Clayton, MO 63105 Enjoy an evening of trivia, raffles, games, a barrel of booze, an online auction and so much more—all while supporting homeless cats and dogs in our community. 🔟 Tables of 10: $500⭐ VIP Table of 10: $800 Register today at NewYearForStrays.givesmart.com and help make a difference for the
Ooh! Ooh! Is it Foster Friday? Pick me! I volunteer as tribute! Tell the world I'm here and waiting! Tell 'em my name: Rosé. Don't forget the accent over the E! That's how you know it's pronounced Ro-ZAY. Actually, though, I guess I don't really care how they pronounce it. They can call me whatever they like. Ro-zay or Rosie or Lucretia Dolores Bartholomew XIV... Really, as long as someone is talking to me, I'm happy! Are you going to tell them what a good girl I am? OOh, tell them I'm good with kids! People like that, right? And
I don't know why they named me "Swiss Miss." I'm not from, nor have I ever been to, Switzerland. As for the "Miss" part, yeah, I'll give them that. I'm definitely unmarried. In fact, I sort of fall into the category of... well... let's just say it's going to take a special person to win my heart. To put it bluntly, I don't particularly like people at this juncture in my life. Other cats? Great. No problem. If you've got four legs, digits commonly compared to legumes, and long weird cheek hairs that help with proprioception, we're pretty much automatically
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice! But there's a little more to it than that, right? My name is Etana and I believe in the power of practice, but also... we all know there are some people and dogs who are lucky enough to be born with some natural talent. They just have the right temperament to succeed and they love the thing they're doing. That's what gives someone the potential to really be great. And that's what I've got. I'm practically overflowing with raw potential! But it's not a musician or an artist I want to be. I'm not
National Ugly Sweater Day, you say? Now, you can have your opinion and I can have mine, but I feel I should come to the defense of so-called "ugly" outerwear.My name is Snickers and I happen to think that being colorful and intricately patterned is anything but ugly. Striking, maybe. Bold.Don't get me wrong. I love a good party! I'm a real social butterfly and I'll happily take any excuse to hang out with people and make new friends. I'm curious, extroverted, and I love attention. I've got plenty of pals, both human and feline!Now, okay, I am positive for
In the aaaaaarrrrrrmssss of the aaaaaaaaangellllllsssss....Hi. I'm Electra. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Every day, innocent dogs like me are given only 20-30 cookies at a time and are occasionally asked to please cool it with the face kisses. We are crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen and join me- Electra- with a daily commitment to going for walks, snuggling on the couch, and spending quiet time together right now. For just 1000000 kisses a day, you can have a dog-friendly, well-mannered, super-sweet companion for life. Call in the next 30
Holiday Hours 🎄✨ Yes—you can visit us on Christmas! We’re open every day of the year. Normal hours: 10 AM–4 PM, seven days a week Christmas Eve & New Year’s Eve: normal hours Christmas Day & New Year’s Day: open 10 AM–2 PM (closing early) We’d love to see you! 🐾
My name is Felix and my favorite thing about the Christmas season isn't the decorations or the gifts or the carols or the food. It's that sometimes, even when you're grown, you can believe that anything is possible at Christmas. Miracles, even.Like... it could be the time of year when, amidst all the people looking for their shiny Christmas puppies and kittens, there might be that one special person who wants something different: the oldest cat in the shelter.Listen, a guy can dream, right? I may be a skinny old man- declawed, pushing 15 years old, and on daily thyroid
