My name is Sous Vide and I’m the head of the Couch Potato Anti-Defamation League. Or, I would be… but it sounds like a lot of effort.

I just think lazy people (er… cats) deserve a little credit. I mean, we’re not the ones who are out there starting wars, right?

No, I’m not pregnant. And no, I’m not old (I’m only two). I’m just a rotund lady who happens to be super chill. I love people, I love attention, I like to play a little when I feel like it, and, of course, I love taking naps.

I’m a sweet, docile law abiding citizen and natural angel, but even if I wanted to commit crimes, which I don’t, I probably couldn’t be bothered. Maybe that’s why I’m not a big fan of other cats: plenty of them are criminals. I would prefer to live in a single-cat home, although I haven’t seemed to mind dogs when I’ve seen them in passing.

If you can get me out of my cat tree and pick me up, I’ll instantly start purring. I mean… I’ll be honest. When I say I’m rotund, I mean I’m essentially spherical. I am one properly portly lady. While I do love being held, you should probably… y’know… lift with your knees, not with your back.

Obviously, I’m on a diet. If you ask the people here, they’ll tell you it’s for my own good. They want to turn this chonken nugget into a slender tender. It’s not my choice, but… eh. It’s all good. I am, as with most things, unbothered.

You know, though… while, to some degree, “lazy” is just kind of who I am in my heart, I do look forward to getting out of here and seeing more of the world. Have you ever noticed that being in a situation where you’re unhappy all the time can leave you kind of exhausted? The shelter’s not really my favorite place to be and I have a feeling that, once I’m somewhere I can start to relax, I’ll probably start to feel more lively!

So if you, like me, can appreciate the value of a good bed, then we might be a perfect match! Come and visit!