Oh my gosh!!!! Human!!! Have you heard?!?! No? Okay, well here’s what’s going on. Oh, my name’s Lilly, by the way. Nice to meet you. But anyway, as I was saying…So over at the shelter, right? There’s this dog. She’s a year and a half old, she’s liiiiiiike, 50ish? pounds? And she’s SO sweet and friendly and awesome. They say she’s, like, so unbelievably cool that all the other dogs are a little bit jealous of her, but they can’t hate her because she’s too nice. She gets along with other dogs, she’s just a little shy at first, but that’s pretty normal when you’re the new girl in town. I hear she’s gorgeous, too. Shiny bronze fur and a black mask with just a little freckly space on her nose. I’ve caught glimpses of her in windows and puddles and such and I have to say, I agree. She’s a cutie.  Someone told me she’s super athletic AND really smart. Like, this girl is really going places. It sounds like whoever adopts her is going to be pretty lucky! She sounds amazing. If only I could remember her name. It was… Lola? Li’l Bit? Lyudmila? … What’s that? It’s Lilly? But that’s MY name! And there’s only one dog named Lilly here right now. Haaaaaang onnnnn… am *I* the legendary Lilly? Good with other dogs… smart and sweet… about a year and a half old… I guess I am!