Man, you could not PAY me enough to be a human! You might think I’m a person, on account of most cats don’t have surnames, and I do. I’m Heidi Klum! And, trust me… I am a cat. Napping, purring, showing my love with head-bonks… all very feline things to do.  Humans, man… you’ve got a whole lot of things stressing you out every day. Jobs, relationships, politics, laundry… that sounds tough. I’m not about that life. Closest I’m willing to come to employment is 1. Making biscuits. 2. Providing therapy. When human lives get complicated, they come to see me, scoop me up in their arms, and I purr. I’m told it helps them feel better.  I’m all about keeping things simple. Instead of complicated human games, like Uno or football, I like to play “sparkle ball” and “mouse on string.” There’s no draw four or offside rules. Only fun!  I find that, if you’re just nice to everyone, things will eventually work out, right? I get along well with other cats and love attention from humans. Yeah, I went through a rough patch- an unplanned pregnancy, the loss of my home… and yeah, I guess I’m technically still homeless. But I like my friends at the shelter and I don’t mind. And I have faith that, as pretty and friendly and fun as I am, I’m sure someone awesome will want me soon!  My name is Heidi Klum, I’m about a year old, and I’m spayed (thank goodness), up to date on shots, and fully vetted.