Okay, listen. So, I've been on the search for a new family, right? And there are a couple things I've learned. I hear you're also looking for a new family member and maybe some of this can help. You gotta make the humans fall in love with you, right? You want them to look at you and say, "Oh, Odie! You're my soulmate!" Or... well, maybe you don't, if your name isn't Odie. But mine is! Anyway... here are a few of my signature moves. First, even if you don't actually know how to "shake" on command (I don't), you can still
When they said "hold me closer, tiny dancer," I'm pretty sure they were talking about me. They could have titled the song, "Chia" and it would be perfectly accurate. Yes, I am itty-bitty. Four years old and petite enough that most people assume I'm a kitten. Or, with these big giant bright green eyes, people figure I might be some kind of pixie. As for the dancing part, that also fits! I'm a light-footed little darling who will leap to greet you when I'm happy to see you. When I want attention, I'll purr and purr and do a cute little biscuit-making
I have one request: hold me like a baby. Cuddle me. I'll be the Ariana Grande to your Cynthia Erivo: I always want to be touching you, even if it means holding onto your finger. I'm about a year old and only like 10 lb, so I'm actually the perfect size for carrying around. Like, if you wanted to start a collection of babywearing wraps and build a wardrobe of those hoodies with the kangaroo pouches in them, I'd probably fit perfectly in those. Just sayin'. I'm interested in squeaky toys and I love treats and I would bet that, once I'm
My name is Kilmowski and I'm in the business of getting you what you want. ... Uh. Within reason, that is. I mean... I suppose I can't do anything that involves thumbs. Or money. But if what you want is headbutts? I've got plenty of those to give! If you're looking for purrs? Slow blinks? I'm your man! If you want to be entertained by a handsome devil of a cat playing with toys like a kitten? You're in luck. If you're looking for a companion for your dog or other cat? You're not gonna believe this, but I've got that covered,
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Mr. Fantastic. Mr. Personality. Mr. Likable. Mr. Marvelous. Introducing: Me! My name is Leo and I'm the man of your dreams. To begin with, I'm the perfect age. Four years old: old enough to have a little life experience and maturity, but young enough to still be in my prime. Second of all, I'm the perfect size: 53 lb and big and strong enough to scare off predators, but small enough to fit next to you on the couch. I'm energetic, but polite. I can sit, shake, and high five, so you know I'm intelligent. I'm very attentive. And I give the
My name is Bellamy and I have the heart of a king. It seems right, doesn't it? We've all heard stories of humble peasant foundlings who turned out to be the long-lost True King. And, I mean, just look at me. These massive dark-blue eyes look even more striking and even dark-blue-er in person. And I look like a miniature golden-and-white tiger. You could 100% imagine me as a benevolent ruler. In fact, I live every day like I'm in charge. I'm not a tyrant. I wouldn't go down in history as "Bellamy the Impaler" or "Mad King Bellamy" or
The world is my oyster, and you? You're my pearl. My name is Teen and I can't wait to spend every day of the rest of my life with you. We can cuddle and I'll purr you to sleep each night. Or we can play! Maybe I can even play with your other cats. I would LOVE to have a cat pal to play with! I'm five months old and just about perfect. I'm super-outgoing and, pretty much every day, at least five different people go from total strangers to completely in love with me. I can't say I blame
New year, same me! Why should I change? I'm perfect! I'm round, sassy, and my elegant goatee is the envy of all the other ladies. Every morning, I look at myself in the mirror and say, "Why, Pogo! You're magnificent!" It's true, too. The humans all agree. I'm an outgoing lady who loves to greet all the shelter visitors and they seem quite charmed by me in return. People love it when I stroll up and rub against their ankles. I know how to work a room. All the other cats? Dogs? Humans? Utterly spellbound by me. And that's the way I
My name is Sammy and I'm nine months old. That means that this is my very first time experiencing a new year!I've heard that the new year is a time when humans think about all the ways they'd like to improve their lives and themselves. And, even though I'm still relatively new here on Earth, I still have a few thoughts on the subject.Like... is your New Years goal to get more active? Then you should probably get a dog! Having someone like me (young, energetic, and very attentive and trainable) to walk would be excellent motivation to get up
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