Beans, Beans, are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more… uh. I forget the rest. No matter, the point is that if you want your life to be better, the answer is BEANS! That’s me! My favorite pastimes include following people around, perching on my cat tree and supervising all the activities around me, and soaking up the love. I’m a big, handsome, friendly-with-everyone kind of guy. I love attention, I get along with other cats, and I’m super suave.
My caretakers think the only reason I haven’t been adopted yet is that I’m a big fella and people want petite kitties they can carry around like Barbie dolls. Now, regardless of size, that’s not my style- I’d rather stay close to you of my own volition. I don’t mind being picked up, but don’t really want to be toted around. I just want to live the mellow life with you. I think, given the chance, you and I would be the best of pals! Let’s do it. My name is Beans, I’m three years old, and I’m neutered, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.