Hello there, it’s lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for considering my application. A little bit about me? Why, thank you for asking. My name is Robin and I’m currently 22 weeks old. This would be my first position of this type and I’m eager to learn. I’ve dreamed all my life of an opportunity like this one!

Can I be perfectly transparent with you? I’m not a suit-and-tie kind of fellow. I’m just trying to impress you! I can be a serious professional when needed, but I kind of prefer to be an easygoing goofball. When I say that I work well with others, I mean EVERYONE! I love other cats, dogs, and humans of all shapes and sizes. And if they’ll play with me, we’re pretty much guaranteed to be best friends for life.  I may be chill and not very experienced, but I’m highly qualified! I’m an expert in the field of handleability. You can hold me like a baby and dance with me. I’m top of my class in the kitten dangle. You can even hold me upside down and I’ll just hang out and look at the world from new angles.  I’m also fully proficient in monkey business. I always want to check out what you’re doing and see how I can get involved! Can I help? Can I get in the way? Can I just spend this time being near you? Then I will!

Thank you again for this opportunity. I hope I’ve made a great first impression! I look forward to working together for many years to come. I’m sure we’ll make a phenomenal team.