‘Scuse me, pardon me, can I just- there we go! Now that I’m front and center, where I belong, allow me to introduce myself. I’m Teena, I’m eight years old, and I’ve got dreams of stardom.  Well… small time stardom, that is. What is it they say? “I’d rather be nine people’s favorite thing than a hundred people’s ninth favorite thing.” It’s not that I want the whole world to know my face and nothing else (although it is quite a striking face, if I do say so myself). It’s that I want to be really important to just a few people.  I’ve got lots and lots of friends. Humans, cats… I love them all and they love me back. I haven’t met dogs, but I have a feeling I’d also like them (given some time to adjust). I’m funny, chatty, outgoing, and I love to play. I love having a cat tree to hang out on, love being brushed (especially on the cheeks), and will ride around on your shoulders if you let me.  Basically, I’m awesome. An undiscovered gem. A cult favorite. Once you meet me, you’ll be obsessed and I cannot WAIT to be your new favorite thing! My name is Teena, I’m eight years old, and I’m spayed, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.