My name is Raja and I’m worried about you. See, I get it. It would be only natural for you to worry about me. I mean, I’ve spent eight months here in the shelter and haven’t been picked yet. I gave birth to my babies the day I arrived, raised them, and they were all adopted ages ago, but I’m still here. It’s a stressful situation for a cat to be in, so I understand if you’re worried for me. But you? You have an even bigger problem. Because you could be living your day-to-day life with a super-soft, affectionate, social cat who loves to be in a lap, tolerates being held (as long as it’s my choice), and is just opinionated enough to keep things interesting. And you’re not. You poor, deprived thing! We need to fix that immediately. Luckily, I have the perfect solution for both of us. See… you know how I’m available for adoption? That means I could go home with you. Because I just happen to be a super-soft (like REALLY soft), affectionate, just-a-little-sassy cat, exactly like you need. I’m about three years old, generally mellow, and always ready to make a (human) friend.
I haven’t met dogs, but when it comes to other cats… I can tolerate them and be around them, but I’m not the greatest fan. But also, I live in a shelter. Like, there’s a difference between “I can’t get along with any people, ever” and “I wisely avoid Walmart on the day before Thanksgiving because of the crowds,” and I’m in the latter category. And also, I’ve been living in the feline equivalent of Walmart on the day before Thanksgiving for the past eight straight months. So, let me help you out. You can’t keep going on like this, all Raja-bereft! Come to the shelter and we’ll get that taken care of. My name is Raja, I’m three years old, and I’m spayed, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.
