Here’s the dealio: your quest for the perfect cat has finally reached its conclusion. The title of that final happily-ever-after chapter? “Luau.” That’s my name. And how do I know I’m the cat for you? I mean, come on.

Do you want cuddly? Oh, I’ll show you cuddly! I’m the kind of cat who lets total strangers pick me up and snuggle me. I pass the dangle test with flying colors. I’ll purr and make air biscuits while you rock me.

Are you hoping more for a fun, entertaining playmate? Guess what: I’m about as entertaining as they come! I love a feather or string toy. I’m only a year old and I’ve got plenty of energy for play!

Maybe you like a tiny cat. Not a kitten- just a diminutive fully-grown cat. Well, here’s the thing. I’m practically microscopic. I’m like six pounds soaking wet. It’s exactly as cute as you’re picturing. No, wait. It’s even cuter because I’m so snuggly, it’s like holding a newborn baby with better head control.

Got other dogs? Cats? I do okay with all. I can be a little hissy when first meeting other cats, but that’s what we cats like to call “normal” and “part of the process.”

You probably want a cat who is super-outgoing and cool with strangers. The kind who will greet guests if you have parties. Well, you’re not going to believe this, but I just so happen to be that exact sort of cat. I make friends everywhere I go!

Okay, so the thing is, the paradox of perfection: having zero flaws is boring. So to REALLY be perfect, you’ve got to have at least one. For me, I lost my office cat privileges because I was too curious about the front door and the outside world. My friends here say I have to be an indoor cat now because it’s the safest thing for me, but I’m still getting used to the idea. I’ll get there, but like… if you have really oblivious roommates or family members who like to do things like stop and chitchat with the door hanging open (if you’ve got one, you know exactly what I’m talking about), I might not be the right fit for your household.

Other thing is, I lied. I said your quest for the perfect cat is over, but there is one more step: you have to come and meet me! I’m currently at Chesterfield Petsmart, hoping to make tons of new friends.

Just ask for me: Luau!