WHOOOOOO’S A GOOD HUMAN?! You are! Oh yes you are a good human! Come over here and see your best friend, Gary De’Snake! That’s me! I assume we’re best friends, anyway. I’m best friends with everyone. And you seem like just the sort of person I like most!

I’m six months old and I’ve been here in the shelter since I was just a wee little guy, so I’ve made LOTS of friends. I love humans of all shapes and sizes and I’m good with dogs, so friends are all around me! I mean, like most adolescents, I sometimes forget my manners, which can annoy adult dogs, but I always mean well.

I’ve made lots of friends, but… I still don’t have a family. Maybe that’s because, out of all the people I’ve met, none of them have been YOU. I mean, look at you! The coolest, kindest, all-around-greatest kind of human. I would be the luckiest puppy on the planet if I got to have a family like you.

I’m very cuddly, learning a lot of puppy basics (I’m a pretty good leash walker! And I can sit for a treat), and I LOVE toys. I’m kind of a goofball, of course. And yes, my ears pretty much always look like this! Maybe I’ll grow out of it and have more civilized ears as an adult, but I kind of hope I don’t. I’m a decent student, but I’m definitely the kid in class who accidentally calls the teacher “mom.”

Breed-wise, I’m a total mishmash. The kind of dog where you could pick pretty much any random breed and be like “I bet there’s some Greater Flemish Lowland Grünäugigerhund in there” and… yeah, there might be. About 30 lb right now and, obviously, still growing!

So come and make my day. Make my week. Make my whole life! Let’s be friends forever!