In the aaaaaarrrrrrmssss of the aaaaaaaaangellllllsssss….
Hi. I’m Electra. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Every day, innocent dogs like me are given only 20-30 cookies at a time and are occasionally asked to please cool it with the face kisses. We are crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen and join me- Electra- with a daily commitment to going for walks, snuggling on the couch, and spending quiet time together right now. For just 1000000 kisses a day, you can have a dog-friendly, well-mannered, super-sweet companion for life. Call in the next 30 minutes and a shelter worker will say, “wow, that was fast! I knew that perfect dog couldn’t last long.” Right now, there’s an animal who needs you. Your call says, “I’m here to help” and hopefully also, “Is Electra still available? She seems perfect for me.”
My name is Electra, I’m six years old, and I’m spayed, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.
