Wanted: a human willing to carry me around at all times.  Hi, I’m Cool Whip, your passenger princess. Or passenger queen. Whichever you prefer.

What do I love? People. Attention. Being petted and having my ears scratched.  What do I not love? Other cats. Loads of noise.  I love love LOVE being held and being in your lap. I love being cuddled. In fact, I get salty if you try to put me down before I’m ready. Do you want to be able to use “Sorry, I can’t- my cat wants to cuddle” as a legitimate excuse to avoid chores or socializing? Don’t worry. I’ve got you.  Really, my dream would be to live a quiet life- just you and me and plenty of time together. Your spouse can come, too, I guess. And maybe a couple kids, if they’re nice and respectful. Just no other cats. I’d like to be the triangle-eared empress of your household and other cats cramp my style. I haven’t met dogs, so I don’t know what I’d think of them.  What I do know is that I’m awesome. I’m friendly. I’m young (a year old). I’m gorgeous. I’m cuddly. And I’m just waiting to be yours!  My name is Cool Whip, I’m a year old, and I’m spayed, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.