Welcome! To the Janice and Zeppo Show! With 
Janice and 
Zeppo!
We’ve got hours of entertainment in store for you: acrobatics, wrestling, a foot race, and a cuteness contest!
Just kidding. It would be impossible to choose a winner. Four-month-old kittens are pretty much the cutest thing on the planet and Janice and Zeppo tie for first place every time. Today is a very special episode (cue tinkly music) because Janice (tabby) and Zeppo (black & white) need your help. They’re both looking for homes. (studio audience: “aaaawwwwww”) Or, even better- one home together! You see, even though they just met like a week ago, Janice and Zeppo are best buds. They play together constantly. And what’s the only thing better than a kitten? Anyone? Anyone? That’s right- two kittens!
Both Janice and Zeppo could likely make friends with a chunk of igneous rock if given the chance. They’re great with dogs, cats, and people of all ages. So even if they don’t go together, both kittens would love to have someone in their home to play with. Both kittens are very friendly with people, although they’re often busy exploring their world and playing and don’t always have time for cuddling. When they do, Zeppo likes being held like a baby and Janice will scrunch into a little bundle. Most of the time, though, it’s all about the antics! Zeppo and Janice are SUPER fun to watch, especially when they’re together! They’ll chase, pounce, wrestle, jump out from behind things to scare each other, and then start all over again! So if you don’t want the show to end, take the players home with you! They’re Janice and Zeppo, both 4 months old, and they’re spayed (Janice) and neutered (Zeppo), up to date on shots, and fully vetted.
