I have amazing news for you, amigo: your dog search has finally come to fruition. You’ve finally found the perfect girl.
Hi. My name is Harley. And I’m your soulmate. Are you worried about how I’ll fit into your household? You don’t have to be! I’m dog-friendly. I love children. I’m sweet and gentle. I haven’t met cats, but I can if I have a serious applicant who has a cat. I LOVE the snow. I’m housebroken. I know commands. I ride well in the car. I can even be left alone while you go to to work. When you return, you’ll have a dog who is overjoyed to see you and a house that is pretty much as you left it! At eight years old, I qualify as a senior, but… just barely. I might have a few gray hairs, but I’m nowhere near ready to start shopping for a LifeAlert, you know? I’ve still got plenty of life to live! So take a deep breath. I know you’ve been looking hard for the Very Best Dog. Maybe it’s been tough to find one who would fit into your home. But… here I am. You’ve found me. Now come and take me home!