You wanna know a secret? I’m nekkid under this furry bed 
. Just my furry boots and tail poof. My name is Gavin and I guess you could say “cheeky” is my middle name. Gavin Cheeky… what’s your last name? Because I intend for it to be my last name pretty soon. I’m not afraid to ask for what I want. Why be coy? If I want you to scratch my ears, I will simply demand that you do so. It’s worked for me so far! Nobody is immune to my charms.
Well… I mean, other cats are, I guess. Which is why I want to be a one-and-only. I haven’t met dogs, so I don’t know how I’d feel about them, but with other cats, I’ll fight for your affection. By which I mean, I’ll throw down. And win. I’m a total hearththrob of a cat. Right in my prime at 2 years old. I’m big, soft, affectionate, and I’ve got a great sense of humor. I love to play and I love lying on my back and looking at things upside-down. By the way, I am actually nekkid under the cat bed. That wasn’t a joke. It comes with having such great hair, you know? When I was found roaming, I was painfully matted, so I had to get a buzz cut so that I could start fresh. I feel a lot better now. A new ‘do for my new life! So come on out and see me. You know you want to. I mean, look at me. My name is Gavin, I’m about two years old, and I’m neutered, up to date on shots, and fully vetted.
